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			<title>U.S. Marines take back pirate-held ship off Somalia</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[*U.S. Marines take back pirate-held ship off Somalia (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy)* 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><b><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy" target="_blank"><font size="5">U.S. Marines take back pirate-held ship off Somalia</font></a></b><br />
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<font size="1">AP – In this photo released by the U.S. Navy, helicopters from the USS Dubuque provide aerial watch as U.S. …</font><br />
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                  By BRIAN MURPHY, Associated Press Writer        Brian Murphy, Associated Press Writer          –     29 mins ago<br />
                                 DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – U.S. Marine commandos  stormed a pirate-held cargo ship off the Somalia coast Thursday,  reclaiming control and taking nine prisoners without firing a shot in  the first such boarding raid by the international anti-piracy flotilla,  U.S. Navy officials said.<br />
                 The mission — using small craft to reach the deck of  German-owned vessel as the crew huddled in a safe room below — ranks  among the most dramatic high seas confrontations with pirates by the  task force created to protect shipping lanes off lawless Somalia.<br />
                 The crew managed to kill the engines before taking  refuge in an panic room-style chamber, leaving the ship adrift and the  pirates so frustrated they started damaging equipment after hijacking  the vessel Wednesday, Navy officials and the ship's operator say.<br />
                 Lt. John Fage, a spokesman at the U.S. Fifth Fleet  headquarters in Bahrain, described the pre-dawn raid as an &quot;air and sea&quot;  assault that included Cobra attack helicopters for surveillance and  coordination.<br />
                 It was the first boarding raid since the  multinational task force was formed in January 2009 to patrol off the  Horn of Africa, said U.S. Navy Cmdr. Amy Derrick-Frost in Bahrain.<br />
                 Fage said there were no injuries reported among the  Marines or 11-member crew of the Magellan Star. The pirates were armed  with AK-47 assault rifles, but &quot;there were no shots fired&quot; on either  side, Fage said.<br />
                 A Turkish frigate on anti-piracy patrols, TCG  Gokceada, first responded to a distress call from the ship, which flies  the flag of Antigua and Barbuda. Fage said the crew — which include  Polish, Russian, Ukrainian and Filipino seamen — was able to maintain  contact with maritime officials from their safe room using a satellite  phone.<br />
                 The crew also shut down the engines as the pirates  approached, leaving the ship to drift at sea, said Juergen Salamon, the  ship's operator based in Dortmund, Germany.<br />
                 &quot;The pirates had entered a ship that they couldn't steer and there was no crew,&quot; he said.<br />
                 The pirates then hit an emergency button that connected them directly with the ship operators in Germany.<br />
                 &quot;They asked us where the crew is,&quot; he chuckled. &quot;We told them, 'They're on leave.'&quot;<br />
                 There was no demands for ransom, he said.<br />
                 The ship was traveling from Bilbao, Spain, to  Singapore with a cargo of anchor chains, Salamon said. It is now en  route to Dubai for repairs.<br />
                 &quot;The pirates were angry and vandalized the ship badly,&quot; he said.<br />
                 Salamon said the ship operators were not in direct  contact with the U.S. Navy, but were communicating with other maritime  security watchdogs in the Horn of Africa.<br />
                 Then just before dawn Thursday, the U.S. team from  the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit's Maritime Raid Force launched the  assault from aboard the USS Dubuque, an amphibious transport ship.<br />
                 The Dubuque was in the area en route to a joint  training exercise with Jordan and received orders from the White House  to assist the anti-piracy task force, Brig. Gen. David Berger, the head  of Marine Corps operations at the Pentagon.<br />
                 After a one-hour operation, nine suspected pirates were taken into custody. <br />
 &quot;It's a great thing that everything ended without any bloodshed,&quot; Salamon said. <br />
 In a separate case, Bulgarian Prime Minister Boiko Borisov said a cargo  ship held for four months by Somali pirates has been freed. He did not  say whether ransom was paid for the release of the Bulgarian-flagged  chemical tanker Panega, which was hijacked off the Yemeni port of Aden. <br />
 Borisov said the 15 Bulgarian crew members were safe. <br />
 U.S. warships are part of a 25-nation mission protecting merchant  vessels from pirate attacks off the coast of Somalia and into the Gulf  of Aden. The task force often opens fire on suspected pirates, but had  not previously launched a boarding raid. <br />
 In April 2009, a team of Navy Seal sharpshooters positioned on the  fantail of a U.S. warship killed a trio of Somali pirates to free an  American sea captain who had been taken hostage and was being held at  gunpoint onboard a lifeboat. <br />
 Last month, Denmark said a helicopter from one of its warships fired warning shots and foiled a pirate attack off Somalia. <br />
 At the United Nations, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said last month  options under consideration to prosecute suspected pirates include  creating a special international court. <br />
 More than 140 piracy-related incidents have been reported off Somalia's  coast since January and more than 30 ships have been hijacked, according  to U.N. and anti-piracy task force reports.</div>

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			<title>video viewing</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 11:54:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Is there any reason why that I cannot view 90% of the videos. Never had this problem until a few months ago.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Is there any reason why that I cannot view 90% of the videos. Never had this problem until a few months ago.</div>

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			<title>the emperor has no clothes</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:41:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geraldwarner/8157367/Barack_Obama_inauguration_this_Emperor_has_no_clothes_it_will_all_end_in_tears/ 
 
are you crying yet? 
 
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are you crying yet?<br />
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			<title>Castro</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 04:48:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[CASTRO: Cuban model doesn't work! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100908/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/cb_cuba_fidel_castro_5) 
 
Fidel to Ahmadinejad: 'Stop Slandering the Jews'...  (http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2010/09/fidel-to-ahmadinejad-stop-slandering-the-jews/62566/)]]></description>
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			<title>Condom machines installed in San Francisco jail...</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 04:44:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Condom machines installed in San Francisco jail... (http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/Condom-Machines-Installed-at-SF-Jail-102450199.html) 
  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a href="http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/Condom-Machines-Installed-at-SF-Jail-102450199.html" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#810081">Condom machines installed in San Francisco jail...</font></font></font></a><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Condom machines are the latest step in a program to promote safe sex at the </font></font><a href="http://www.letstalkdirty.org/topics?topic=San+Francisco" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#006699">San Francisco</font></font></font></a><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"> Jail's </font></font><a href="http://www.letstalkdirty.org/topics?topic=San+Bruno" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#006699">San Bruno</font></font></font></a><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"> lockup.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">The Chronicle's Matier and </font></font><a href="http://www.letstalkdirty.org/topics?topic=Ross" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#006699">Ross</font></font></font></a><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"> reported this week that authorities at the jail </font></font><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/09/08/BAQ91FA4QO.DTL&amp;tsp=1" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#006699">installed 16 condom machines throughout the facility</font></font></font></a><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"> -- one in each jail pod -- even though sex is technically illegal in the cell block.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Health workers have been handing out condoms to inmates at the jail since 1989 as part of a safe-sex program aimed at getting them ready for their release back into society.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Distributing condoms to inmates is &quot;worth it,&quot; said </font></font><a href="http://www.letstalkdirty.org/topics?topic=Kate+Monico+Klein" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#006699">Kate Monico Klein</font></font></font></a><font face="Georgia"><font size="3">, who's directing the program under the City's Public Health Department, because it could save lives.</font></font></div>


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			<title><![CDATA[America's liberal elites concede that Obama's Presidency is crumbling]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 04:30:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Even America's liberal elites concede that Obama's Presidency is crumbling  
 
 
 
By Nile Gardiner (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/author/nilegardiner/) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Even America's liberal elites concede that Obama's Presidency is crumbling </font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">By </font></font><a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/author/nilegardiner/" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#234b7b">Nile Gardiner</font></font></font></a><br />
<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">September 8th, 2010</font></font><br />
<a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100052779/even-americas-liberal-elites-concede-that-obamas-presidency-is-crumbling/#disqus_thread" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#234b7b">427 Comments</font></font></font></a><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><img src="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/09/capitol-building-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> </font></font><font face="Georgia"><font size="3">The US Capitol building in Washington DC (Photo: EPA)</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Democrats in Congress are no longer asking themselves whether this is going to be a bad election year for them and their party. They are asking whether it is going to be a disaster. The GOP pushed deep into Democratic-held territory over the summer, to the point where the party is well within range of picking up the 39 seats it would need to take control of the House. Overall, as many as 80 House seats could be at risk, and fewer than a dozen of these are held by Republicans.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Political handicappers now say it is conceivable that the Republicans could also win the 10 seats they need to take back the Senate. Not since 1930 has the House changed hands without the Senate following suit.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Is this a piece from National Review, The Weekly Standard, The Wall Street Journal or Fox News.com, all major conservative news outlets in the United States? No. It’s a direct quote from </font></font><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/06/AR2010090603901.html" target="_blank"><font color="#234b7b"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3">yesterday’s Washington Post</font></font></font></a><font face="Georgia"><font size="3">, usually viewed by conservatives as a flagship of the liberal establishment inside the Beltway. The fact The Post is reporting that not only could Republicans sweep the House of Representatives this November, but may even take the Senate as well, is a reflection of just how far the mainstream, overwhelmingly left-of-centre US media has moved in the last month towards acknowledging the scale of the crisis facing the White House.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">To its credit, The Washington Post has generally been ahead of the curve compared to its main competitors such as The New York Times in reporting President Obama’s travails, but its striking front page coverage of the “Democrats’ plight” and talk of a possible GOP Senate win (regarded as fantasy just a fortnight ago) was a bold step for a publication that is probably read in every office of the Obama administration.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">The Post also ran </font></font><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/06/AR2010090603893.html" target="_blank"><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><font color="#234b7b">another headline yesterday</font></font></font></a><font face="Georgia"><font size="3"> on its front page – “Republicans making gains ahead of midterm elections” – which would undoubtedly have sent a shudder through the White House. It carried a new poll commissioned jointly with ABC News, which showed public faith in Barack Obama’s leadership has fallen to an all-time low, with just 46 percent approval. The Washington Post-ABC News survey revealed high levels of public unease with President Obama’s handling of the economy, with 57 percent of Americans disapproving, and 58 percent critical of his handling of the deficit.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">For most of the year, America’s political and media elites, including the Obama team itself, have touted the notion of an economic recovery (which never materialised), significantly underestimated the rise of the Tea Party movement, and questioned the notion that conservatism was sweeping America. It is only now hitting home just how close Washington is to experiencing a political revolution in November that will fundamentally change the political landscape on Capitol Hill, with huge implications for the Obama presidency. What was once a perspective confined largely to Fox News, online conservative news sites, or talk radio is now gaining ground in the liberal US print media as well – historic change is coming to America, though not quite the version promised by Barack Obama.</font></font></div>

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			<title>Question for members</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 20:47:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Hello Everyone, 
There is an option i can turn on for the board that requires a person to enter the word in the box on the screen before they can complete a post. It would be like when you signed up and had to enter a word in the box to complete your registration.This option would help cut down on...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hello Everyone,<br />
There is an option i can turn on for the board that requires a person to enter the word in the box on the screen before they can complete a post. It would be like when you signed up and had to enter a word in the box to complete your registration.This option would help cut down on automatic posting programs from posting so many spam posts but it would add an extra step to posting. <br />
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My question is should i turn the option on or not?<br />
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Thanks<br />
DD</div>

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			<title>Educational e-mails</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 20:21:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>As we approach the end of another month - I want to  
thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am  
totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. 
 
I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">As we approach the end of another month - I want to <br />
thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am <br />
totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.<br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I no longer open a bathroom door </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I can’t use the remote in a hotel room</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through <br />
the adult movie channels. <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last <br />
washed..hmmmm <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I have trouble shaking hands</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.<br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed <br />
over the years. <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I can’t touch any woman’s purse</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#008000"><font color="green"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I MUST ALSO SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. <br />
 <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#008000"><font color="green"><font face="Verdana"><br />
ALSO, </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. <br />
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</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I no longer have any savings</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time. <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I no longer have any money, </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana"><br />
I no longer worry about my soul </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s Novena has granted my every wish. <br />
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I can’t have a drink in a bar</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> because I’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.<br />
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I can’t eat at KFC </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.<br />
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I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. <br />
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THANKS TO ALL OF YOU </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I finally had to stop with the prayers as my apartment is filled with little angels flying around and they don't stop flying, even if they have diarrhea!<br />
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BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. <br />
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I no longer buy </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up. <br />
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I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to <br />
put ‘Under God’ on their cans. <br />
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I no longer use Cling Wrap</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. <br />
</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#008000"><font color="green"><font face="Verdana"><br />
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face.. Disfiguring me for life. <br />
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I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down</font></font></font></font><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> <br />
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I no longer go to shopping malls </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. <br />
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I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise. And </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#800000"><font color="maroon"><font face="Verdana">I no longer answer the phone</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a <br />
phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan <br />
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I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">since I now have their recipe. <br />
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THANKS TO YOU </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my ass. <br />
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</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#008000"><font color="green"><font face="Verdana">AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">I can’t ever pick up a dime dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.. <br />
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I no longer drive my car </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.</font></font></font></font><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> <br />
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I can’t do any gardening</font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000080"><font color="navy"><font face="Verdana">Violin Spider </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">and my hand will fall off. <br />
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If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m.  tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you <br />
to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s beautician .. . . <br />
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Oh, by the way.....</font></font></font></font><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> <br />
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A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered <br />
that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.</font></font></font></font><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> <br />
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Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.<br />
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PS: </font></font></font></font><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana">I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.</font></font></font></font><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><font color="black"><font face="Verdana"> <br />
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			<title>A different take on global warming - Why Canada is looking hot</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:52:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>By LORRIE GOLDSTEIN, QMI Agency 
 
How often do you hear anyone make the obvious point global warming will be good for Canada? 
  Arctic scientist Laurence C. Smith makes this logical argument in his  new book, The World in 2050: Four Forces Shaping Civilization’s  Northern Future. 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>By LORRIE GOLDSTEIN, QMI Agency<br />
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How often do you hear anyone make the obvious point global warming will be good for Canada?<br />
  Arctic scientist Laurence C. Smith makes this logical argument in his  new book, The World in 2050: Four Forces Shaping Civilization’s  Northern Future.<br />
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Smith, a professor of geography and earth and space sciences at UCLA  who has done extensive research on the negative impacts of climate  change, nonetheless predicts Canada, Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway,  Sweden, Finland), Russia and the northern U.S. will all become economic  powerhouses and immigration magnets due to global warming over the next  40 years.<br />
  Among the benefits, Smith said in an interview with UCLA Newsroom promoting his book, to be released Sept. 23:<br />
  (1) Global warming will free up previously inaccessible deposits of  oil, gas, water and other natural resources at a time when they are  becoming increasingly scarce everywhere else in the world.<br />
  (2) Canada’s oil resources will be second only to Saudi Arabia’s and  economically invaluable, since wind, solar and hydrogen technologies  still won’t be able to meet the world’s energy needs.<br />
  (3) Canada’s population will increase by more than 30%, a growth rate rivalling India’s.<br />
  (4) Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa, Calgary, Edmonton and Vancouver will significantly increase in size and global prominence.<br />
  (5) Canada’s crop production will likely increase, one of the few places on Earth where this will occur.<br />
  (6) The “northern rim countries” (NORCS), including Canada, will  constitute the world’s fourth-largest economy, with highly-coveted  reserves of fresh water, which can be sold or transported to other  regions.<br />
(7) The opening of new shipping lanes in the Arctic during the summer  will make the 500-year-old dream of a direct trade route between the  Far East and the Atlantic a reality.<br />
  (8) Canada’s northern aboriginal communities will benefit economically.<br />
  “In many ways, the New North (including Canada) is well positioned  for the coming century, even as its unique ecosystem is threatened by  the linked forces of hydrocarbon development and amplified climate  change,” Smith writes.<br />
  “(T)he stresses that will be very apparent in other parts of the  world by 2050 — like coastal inundation, water scarcity, heat waves and  violent cities — will be easing or unapparent in northern places.”<br />
  Smith, who analyzes the global impacts of a growing and aging  population, dwindling natural resources and increasing globalism and  economic integration in addition to climate change, is no Pollyanna  about global warming.<br />
  His best-known previous work identified the role of climate change in  the disappearance of more than 1,000 Arctic lakes over the last quarter  of the 20th century.<br />
  What’s significant about his work for Canadians is it goes beyond the  “world is ending” hysteria we so often hear from politicians,  environmentalists and media, whose “solution” to climate change is for  us to undermine our economy and ship billions of dollars to the  developing world, for reasons that are never made entirely clear.<br />
  In the real world, if the climate is warming, there are positive  implications for Canada, as well as negative ones, and our response has  to be intelligent, not stupid.<br />
  Indeed, if the Arctic is going to become much more economically  valuable due to climate change, and if that will lead to massive  immigration, we had better be able to enforce our sovereignty over it  and get our immigration and refugee systems under control.<br />
  Starting now.<br />
  <a href="mailto:lorrie.goldstein@sunmedia.ca">lorrie.goldstein@sunmedia.ca</a></div>

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			<title>Man Arrested For Defending Home With AK-47</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:13:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>*Long Island Man Arrested For Defending Home With AK-47* 
 
*Says Many Gang Members Were Coming After His Family* 
 
September 7, 2010 11:00 PM  
  
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AK-47 assault rifles (LUIS ROBAYO/AFP/Getty Images) 
 
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<b><font face="Georgia">Says Many Gang Members Were Coming After His Family</font></b><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">September 7, 2010 11:00 PM </font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">AK-47 assault rifles (LUIS ROBAYO/AFP/Getty Images)</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">From jcap17</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3"><b>UNIONDALE, N.Y. (CBS 2)</b> — He was arrested for protecting his property and family.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">But it’s how the Long Island man did it that police say crossed the line.</font></font><br />
<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">He got an AK-47 assault rifle, pulled the trigger and he ended up in jail, reports CBS 2’s Pablo Guzman.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">George Grier said he had to use his rifle on Sunday night to stop what he thought was going to be an invasion of his Uniondale home by a gang he thought might have been the vicious “MS-13.” He said the whole deal happened as he was about to drive his cousin home.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">“I went around and went into the house, ran upstairs and told my wife to call the police. I get the gun and I go outside and I come into the doorway and now, by this time, they are in the driveway, back here near the house. I tell them, you know, ‘Can you please leave?’ Grier said.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Grier said the five men dared him to use the gun; and that their shouts brought another larger group of gang members in front of his house.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">“He starts threatening my family, my life. ‘Oh you’re dead. I’m gonna kill your family and your babies. You’re dead.’ So when he says that, 20 others guys come rushing around the corner. And so I fired four warning shots into the grass,” Grier said.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Grier was later arrested. John Lewis is Grier’s attorney.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">“What he’s initially charged with – A D felony reckless endangerment — requires a depraved indifference to human life, creating a risk that someone’s going to die. Shooting into a lawn doesn’t create a risk of anybody dying,” Lewis said.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Grier said he knew Nassau County Police employ the hi-tech “ShotSpotter” technology in his area and that the shooting would bring police in minutes. Cops told Guzman he was very cooperative.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Grier also said he was afraid the gang outside his house was the dreaded MS-13. And Nassau County Police Lt. Andrew Mulraine, head of the gang unit, said MS-13 has 2,000 members in the county.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">“They’re probably the most organized. They almost have a military hierarchy within the gang, so they are the most organized gang we encounter on a daily basis,” Mulraine said.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">You may think a person has the right to defend their home. But the law says you can only use physical force to deter physical force. Grier said he never saw anyone pull out a gun, so a court would have to decide on firing the gun.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">Police determined Grier had the gun legally. He has no criminal record. And so he was not charged for the weapon.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">That ShotSpotter technology pinpoints where a gun has been fired within 35 feet. Police said it also detected two other shootings in nearby Roosevelt that night.</font></font><br />
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<font face="Georgia"><font size="3">CBS New York Video</font></font><br />
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